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    When christmas rolls around santa's in his shop
    Managing his elves and trying to cut costs
    His plant is out of date, it needs modernization
    He has quite a large debt accumulation

    Elves are expensive, they do not come cheap
    You would not believe the bills for the heat
    Santa stands to lose everything he owns
    If he defaults on yet another of his loans

    Things are looking bad for santa
    He can slip down chimneys but he can't balance accounts
    Things are looking bad for santa
    If he wrote a cheque it probably would bounce

    He hires an accountant to come and advise
    The accountant says that he has been unwise
    Even if the costs were cut down drastically
    It's still hard to make money giving things away for free

    Santa claus decides to wipe the slate clean
    Lays off half the elves and buys modern machines
    Then he auctions off all unnecessary stock
    He gets a lot for rudolf from ripley's believe it or not

    Things are looking bad for santa
    He's made all sorts of changes but it hasn't fixed a thing
    Things are looking bad for santa
    Misses claus has left him and the elves are picketing

    Hey! hey! ho! ho! the big fat pig has got to go!
    Hey! hey! ho! ho! the big fat pig has got to go! (he's gotta go!)

    Santa's had enough, he locks the elves outside
    Butchers all the reindeer and sells off all their hides
    Sells his shop to disney and leaves the north pole
    To go find cheaper labour down in mexico

    Feliz navidad (ho ho ho )
    Feliz navidad (ho ho ho )
    Feliz navidad, la la la bamba, feliz navidad (another margarita, senorita)
    Feliz navidad (have you been a good girl this year?)
    Feliz navidad (here's a couple of extra pesos)
    Feliz navidad, la la la bamba, feliz navidad
    Ho ho ho!

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