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    Mio c-u-g-g-i-n-o (my cousin)
    Mio c-u-g-g-i-n-o (my cousin)

    My cousin told me about the time
    that he had a real bad crash on his motorbike
    My cousin......My cousin
    Then my cousin said that when he took off
    his crash helmet his head split in two
    My cousin......My cousin
    My cousin took off his helmet
    My cousin's head plit in two

    My cousin told me about the time
    he found a dog on the beach
    but it turned out to be a mouse
    (I just can't believe it....
    My cousin told me that too)!!
    My cousin......My cousin
    My cousin told me about the time
    he slept with a girl who left him
    a message on the mirror which said
    "Welcome to AIDS"
    (the same the same the same the same)!!
    My cousin......My cousin
    My cousin mouse and doggie
    My cousin welcome to AIDS

    My cousin......My cousin
    And my cousin's well-respected
    A friend of everybody's
    My cousin's done this and that
    And my cousin is my protector
    When the others come to hit me
    'cause I call on my cousin
    I mean - I call out for my cousin

    My cousin told me about the time
    he met a girl who went around with no bra on
    Stighidin, stighidin, stish stidun aaah
    My cousin......My cousin

    My cousin told me about the time
    he met a chick in a discoteque
    who didn't remember anything and in the
    end she woke up in a ditch
    and she was all wet and she realized
    there was something missing
    and it was one of her kidneys
    My cousin......My cousin
    My cousin told me that he knows a karate chop
    and if he hits you with it after three days you die
    My cousin......My cousin
    My cousin told me that when he was a kid,
    he once died

    My cousin......My cousin
    And my cousin's a popular person
    A friend of everybody's
    My cousin's done this and that
    And my cousin's my protector
    When the others come to hit me
    Because I call on my cousin
    Actually, you know what I'm gonna tell you
    I call out for my cousin

    My cousin......My cousin
    My cousin's really quite worrying
    And he talks in burps
    Ciao how's it goin'?
    My cousin's done this and that
    The car he crashed, the ass he kicked
    My cousin is really bad
    But it's a product of the mind
    I mean, he produced a batch of mint
    But he was not authorized
    So they put him into prison
    Uuuuehhh'
    Yes OK to Free Mandela
    Free Valpreda and all the others
    But Free also My cousin
    I mean - set free also my cousin
    Na na nai, my cousin na na nai

    I just can't believe it:
    I heard the same story, exactly the same one!
    Could it be that we're related?
    What's your surname, anyway?
    Sorry, to see if it's the same person we're talking about
    Let me ask: - Your cousin, when he had haemorrhoids,
    did the cork also pop out and injure the nurse,
    like it did with my cousin?
    I know that nurse, by the way,
    because she treated me once when I was small.
    They shot me, I didn't die, but the bullets hit the spider
    that at that very minute was coming out
    of the Tree of Happiness.
    So what did I do? With my white crocodile friend who
    lives in the sewers of New York,
    we went to the emergency room to
    visit some friends who were having things removed
    from them, things like oranges, bottles, door knobs,
    door, dogs, dicks....
    When at a certain point, who did I see?
    I just couldn't believe it!!!
    It was the emergency room plastic surgeon
    that I liked the best;
    what a day.......WHAT A DAY!!!!!!

    (Translator's note: Valpreda was an infamous Italian terrorist in the
    seventies

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