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    I play in a band
    We're the best in the land
    We're big in both Chelsea and France
    I play one mean guitar and then score at the bar
    There's a line of chicks waiting for their chance
    So come on now honey, I'll make you feel pretty
    These other gals mean nothing to me
    Let's finish these drinks and be gone for the night
    'Cause I'm more than a handfull you'll see

    So kiss me I'm shitfaced
    And I'll soak and I'll soil their ground
    in the trousers she kissed me
    And I only bought her one round

    I can bench press a car
    I'm an ex football star
    with degrees from both harvard and yale
    Girls just can't keep up
    I'm a really love machine
    I've had far better sex while in jail
    I designed the Sears tower
    I make two grand an hour
    I cook the world's best duck flambe
    I'll take the pick of the liter
    And girls jockey for me
    I don't need these lines to get laid


    I'm the man of the night
    A real ladies delight
    See, my figure was chisled from stone
    One more for the gal then I'll escort her home
    Come last call, I'm never alone
    I own a house on the hill with a red water bed
    It puts Hugh Heffnor's mansion to shame
    With girls by the pool and italian sports cars
    I'm just here in this dump for the gain

    [CHORUS x2]

    Ahh, fuck it. Who am I shittin'?

    I'm a pitiful site
    And I ain't all that bright
    I'm definitly not chisled from stone
    I'm a cheat and a liar
    No women's desire
    I'll probably die cold and alone

    But just give me a chance
    Cause deep down inside
    I swear I got

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